Life, the Universe and All Things Not Remotely Related

Well things have been happening, I have just been far too lazy to write a post. Lets see. Christmas happened. It was good times with family. I unfortunately was sleeping through most of it. I didn’t sleep from then to mid January at all. That was no good. Graveyards were shut down due to the slow season. Thankfully.  So now I am on afternoons. Some douche has broken into my work 2 times now. The first time my wallet was stolen. Its been a few weeks and I have yet to get a few things. Bad Shay. Gus is doing ok. He had some blood in his poop, we took him into the vet and we have meds for him. He, oddly, likes his pills. And actually takes them as treats. Good news for me. I didn’t like forcing his food down his throat (like I did with the deworming pill because I didn’t think to try the other way) I suppose I should mention that I did is AS THE VET TOLD ME TO! I am not mean to my fluff ball. Even if he wakes me up early in the morning for food and attention… and treats. What a dink. WHAAATT ELSE?! Uhm, because Shane doesn’t update his own damn blog, I will say it here. He is getting bumped up to PET CARE! That’s exciting, more hours for him and more fuzzy animals and horrible pet owners. Dawn will be here in a week and a half. I am very excited as we have a late night Denny’s date planned. I have never done that anditmakesmesoexcitedIstopusingspaces. UUUHHMMM. I did well on my performance review at work (and may have talked about zombieism and how its a great way to learn). THAT’S GOOD!  Means I don’t suck and I won’t get fired! And I may get to learn ICP which is outrageously complicated, but if I can master that HOT DIDDY I can do anything. Be like wonder woman. Only my cloths aren’t nearly as tight… or red.. or blue. So really I am nothing like her at all. Moving on. I met the Vice President of the entire company. Not just North America. No… no of all the company. I also met the head of the Geology department at UBC. I feel I made an ass out of myself. But the evening manager said it was good, charming and funny. All I was saying was that UBC Vancouver is a very scary campus to go to after going to UBC Okanagan. That’s right Dawn, Sarika, you kids will be scared and confused. THEY HAVE STREET NAMES! I digress. I also went on to say I couldn’t even navigate my way around my own jobs main building. Which is true. I never go any where but the lunch room. Some how all that made me charming. I have been learning some pretty awesome photo shopping and photo taking skills from my friend Cody. That’s super great. And because I have run out of things to say I am going to throw down some pictures I took and played with.

Note: You may NOT use these images with out permission. And if you do use them and claim them as your own. I will find you and punch you in the crotch so hard you will pooh funny because I made your intestines go all… funny.

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