Emo Umbrellas

Emo umbrella makes me lawl hard.

Incapable Us

Grr, arg. Fuck, my friend got laid off today. I think its bull shit, I don’t make that much sale. I actually think she was better than me by far. Maybe I am next? I don’t know I won’t be at all crushed if I am. Its not like this job is my life. I am more annoyed with it than I am happy with it. There’s a good chance we could be shut down in 5 months what with a new location opening in the NW which is where what little business we get comes from. Half of this day was frustration… which I totally needed what with waking up at 3 am and not sleeping the rest of the morning. Did I mention I went to sleep at 1 am and worked a 10 hour shift today. I had a customer (an old man) that made me want to punch him in the face. He was a dick to EVERYONE. I had one customer that I really liked. Actually liked. She was nice and funny, even though we told her that pretty much everything on the truck she JUST bought was shit and needed to be replaced. She was still nice to us the entire time. Took our names and is going to GradeMrLube.com so hope it will all be 5’s for that. (which reminds me if you go to that site you can garde us… store 109 Calgary Alberta 32nd Ave.  And if you mention me in a good comment I will get a bonus so… do it I need the money.) Maybe after I visit my parents in January I will look for a new job. Try Telus again mayhaps?

Ugh my body is so sore. I want it to stop being so stupid. Body… stop being stupid. I need a hug. Merf another 10 hour shift tomorrow. But… Wednesday off? Yay? Jesus 19 more days till in 20. The only reason that makes me feel at all old is Torin being so friggen little. ;_; hes 6 and I’m 20. Blah!? It’s so weird to think about him when he was younger, actually pictures are just as weird.

I got christmas presents for people the other day. The mall was a mess, I got Marj’s present and its that salt scrub shit, Torin is getting a nerf gun. And I HAD Shane’s present. But it had to get returned since he already bought it for him self on the same day. Gay. Kid needs to be bant from buying anything near his birthday and christmas to be fair to the rest of us. Now I have to find another time to get him something else. >C I also need to think of something for my dad. Honestly I don’t think I can get him anything he will like. I got him an Eagles CD last year, I knew he liked the band… but he didn’t seem to like it all that much. He opened it and seemed disappointed. I would get him art shit but thats a waste of money, tools is usless he doesn’t really use them and I don’t want to get my dad booze or something. Ugh I hate christmas too stressful.

Living on my own and lubricating nipples.

Well, Shane and I have moved out. Been 3 weeks here now, shits going well, we have out internet (yaaay!) Works sucks, but yeah, thats not new. The people upstairs have a 2 year old, and it reminds me of when I lived with my mom.

Uh, I dyed my hair. Its blackish brown.

I haven’t much to say. Bowser is getting better with people.

Thats really it to be honest.

Neweth

Shane and I move today. Excitment. Most of the bog shits been moved. (Yes, first time ever not having to do it!)

And because I don’t know when I will have the internet, I wanted to post something for Dawn. I have been meaning to show this for well over a week now.I hope you appreciate my milk shakes.

Ho fuck, this old man argued with both me AND my boss yesterday about a bottle of oil. He insisted that he payed for 5 bottles of Penzoil. When infact you only pay for as much as we put into the engin. This means that he payed for 4.3 leaters of oil not 5. Dispite the fact that we did explain this to him, and we told him our policy (as well as every other Mr Lube in Alberta) does not give out the partial contaiers of oil. WE USE THEM! I also had several people ask me what the winter bundle was 2 seconds after I explain it. Fuck. Listen to me when I am explaining shit. Gawd. On another note. I am now fully certified and can make comission. I looked at MS (which is how much we sold on average) and in 9 cars I sold $123 which for someone on their first day of selling shit is pretty good. Carla (whom started at the same time as me) made $73. But she kept getting fleet vehicals and those have limits which sucks ’cause you won’t sell as much. But the fact that we are doing it on our own now is pretty awesome.