Like a bitch, I would know.

I want an army of angry brides. God that would be sweet. And a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.

So, one more week, thats exciting. Shane from work offered to help us move. I think this would be confusing. Say ” Hey Shane…” and they both look. I also got the first off so moving will be nice and easy. Now Shanernaner needs to get it off and we should be good to go. I will also have the Sunday after off. So I will have 2 days to unpack the place. God damn I looooovve organizing places. Mayhaps that is why I always move.

A new guy was hired at work, he moved here from Penticton. I feel so much better knowing I wasn’t the only one intimitated about driving Deerfoot trail. I mean 3 lanes? Yikes. But yeah, I now have someone to laugh about the Okanagan with.

Last night, Shane and I went to Screamfest. Oh man. The place wasn’t at all scary, but the other people were highly amusing. And I told one of the actors that said me leaving was a bad thing that they should invest in some percisets. Pretty sure I ruined some fun for the actors. They try to scare me, I giggle and say I want to pet the person because they are fuzzy. They try again and I shout “OMG FUZZY!” Yeah pretty sure I ruined lives. Someone playing the Joker asked if I wanted a piercing and went on about how it hurt and I went on about how my nipple was plenty painful and I was quite happy with it. I give him kudos though. He did a good job at doing the Heath Ledger joker rendition. I want to work there next year. Just so I can dress up and scare some little kids. We had to help some kids in the first place we went to. They couldnt figure out how to do the house so the one guy was like ” You guys want to go and help them figure it out?” So we did. I think they just wanted their other two friends to come with. Too bad someone in a back costume with glowing eyes scared them away. Litterally they screamed and ran.

Shane and I also began to touch each other again. After like a week… week and a half of nothing. Bloody work and stress. Its nice having human contact again. I also think I am going to start reading before bed. It seems to put my mind some where other than work so I can actually fall asleep.

I should get to Co-Op so I can get lunch stuff. I am lacking food for lunches at the moment. So I shall dress, and get on that.

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Nightmare on Elm Street just makes my life.

Also.. What? Just… what? Why?

To:	Art*IsmyWar
From:	WithBenefits
Date:	Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:52 pm
Subject:	Re (6): No Subject
Can I ask something very ummm bunt.. Have you ever had or wanted to be with a guy as a friend with benefits and someone who spoiled you big time with a shit load of cash for spending money. Im not a freak, I had to ask cause well I met this girl in the spring off facebook, and we met lots and ya. She was your age and I would love to have that again

Time for a small update.

Ugh, I have done non-stop work. Its annoying, even when I am sleeping I am fucking working. It doesn’t help that I don’t even sleep well so when I dream about work with the little sleep I do get, I wake up feeling frusterated. Its fucked with my mood, which I also think fucks with my sleep. And I feel like a dick ’cause I am hardly pleased when I see Shane, even if I want to be all happy my irritation at work and lack of sleep just comes out. Hard to control the emotions when your not sleeping. Seriously, I have nearly burst into tears for no reason like a million times. Good lord its stupid.

Also, I got my nipple pierced. Hurt like a bitch but what ever, it will get better and yeah.  I think I have a wart. It hurts, and its gross I want it gone. Maybe I will try to sufficate it. Duck tape my finger or some shit. Also Shane git his tattoo, its pre’ sweet.

Shane and I got a place. Satifying. I no longer need to look on the internet for places, or in the paper. God it as annoying, you email or call and NO ONE RESPONDS D< But thats behind us now. Wew! I had better get the 1st off so I can move in to my place. Oh and some guy got hired and he lived in Castelgar, Grandforks and Penticton. Hoooman, I will have some good laughs with that kid. ” Ha you lived in small gay towns!”  and then he will be all ” Hey you lived in Keremeos!” my only response… ” ” :c” Haaa, yeah tomorrow will be silly. I hope it goes fast, I don’t want to work, I want a real day off. I want to not work for a month. Rest, draw… DRAW!

I am done complaining now. Yeah. Bed.

I am lubricating some business

So I have almost finished my first week at Mr. Lube. The first 2 days sucked. I didn’t work on cars at all. I read, and did tire pressure. SOOPER FUN! But I am now working on cars and its all good. I like being able to y’know do this with my 10 hour days of work.

Also.. A massive MASSIVE congrats for my friend Kasey for having her baby girl October 9th. I can’t wait to see pictures of said babeh girl.

Uhh what else here. I have apparently delved into the world of Networking. Some guy who remembered me from the coffee shop saw me the other day when I was getting my coat at Sport Check and gave Shane and I his card and such and yeah.. I… I think he offered us a job in… business? Either way it was kinda funny.

Cameras computers and lubricant

So I had my first day today. I spent 2 hours reading and one hour doing a test that I failed twice due to wording and the answers not being there (it was open book). Like really, I’m no good at tests. Even if they are open book. I kept getting 83% when I needed 90%. So I have to keep doing it tomorrow till I get 90% or more. -_-;
I will also be working the day I was supposed to hang out with Craig. Unless he can hang out on Sunday I won’t get to see him. Merf. I was looking forward to that. I get Thursday off. And tomorrow I work 8-4. I start at 8-Close(when ever that is) all week.

I have something to work towards… A $1449 camera. Its a really pretty Nikon SLR camera( something like this) . Oh god the quality was so nice. And the lens OH MAN. It was like an orgasum for my hands and eyes. God I want it so bad. SO BAD. Fuck I wish I had money. I want to win the lottery. THE LOTTERY! Yeah. That was extreme wasn’t it? Also I want a mac, thats another thing to save up for. Camera first thought I think. Unless I come into money. Or I work all the time like.. ALL THE TIME. 10 hours a day 6 days a week. MONEY. (Pretty sure they wouldn’t allow that)

I have decided to just get my nipple done. I can wait to get a tattoo, its just too much work to try and think of a tattoo designe.

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My muffin exploded! I was microwaving it as normal, I’m making my tea like normal and then BLAM!!!!! the damned thing was on the microwave walls. No one but myself was there to witness this.

4:52PM

God damn you Chris Brown. Why do you have to have catchy as shit music videos? HMM?
Seriously… I feel like a horrible person for enjoying his songs when they come on. Though I hate his videos. They are just flat out bad. Shane and I got Iron Man today. Shane was oddly pleased about the metal case. Oh him and his special features. I also got my steel toe boots today. Its lovely, they add a good inch to my height. I put them on stood next to Shane and asked how things were “down there”… he shoved me. ITS NOT NICE TO SHOVE THE LUMBER JACK!

Ho man… I got a rice pizza crust. YEAH HAVING PIZZA TONIGHT. I will even take a picture later to show the world how fanstastic my veggie pizza is. I was getting mad at the vegitables thought. I mean.. whats the difference between a salade tomatoe and some other tomatoe that looked the exact same… and a yellow onion and a white onion… and unpacked mushrooms and prepacked… THE PRICE. The pizza will be good though IT WILL BE OR ELSE! D<

One more dead clown’s last parade

So, I got the job at Mr. Lube. Good times. I start on Monday at 3pm. The reason for 3 was because of my other job, but hey now they don’t need me so I get to sleep in Monday and I don’t have to have a ridiculously long week. THANK GOD. Seriously. Starting at 6am, and not ending till 8pm. I don’t think I would live through that week. At all. I get to keep my apron from work. This is pleasing. I will no longer ruin my pants with pain. HA take that paint!

I really want to get a tattoo or a piercing. But the only tattoo I am at all prepared to get is the one I am supposed to get with Dawn. And the piercing would be my nipple. Merf. I don’t know what to do. I got payed I have a dick load of tips and I might have a GST check (I don’t know yet ’cause fuckin Marj hasn’t sent the damn thing to me.) So yeah I would say I can afford to get something done.

I have been doing a lot of drawing lately. Nothing much seeing as its been during breaks at work. But yeah you can see some of it on my Flickr. Use the feed ’cause I am far to lazy to link.

I have (kinda?) 3 friends here… all guys. WTF? Do I fail at female interaction? Mayhaps… I don’t know I just get a long with guys better. No idea why… Well I suppose Leanne can be considered a friend. I just… never see her. D’oooohhhh.

I want a Cesar now. DAMN YOU TV DAMN YOOOUUU!!

Smog makes sunsets pretty. Just sayin’ is all.
And ” The Last Parade” by Matthew Good is disturbingly addicting.