Archive for April 19, 2008

Snow

Posted in Uncategorized on April 19, 2008 by Shay

So i went camping last night. And OH… MY…FUCKING… GOD… my bed was on top of 2 feet of snow. It took us an hour to get a fire started, an hour of firestarter, aether(I don’t know how its spelt)and car oil. I can safely say we sufficiently did out part in killing the environment. I had no body heat I couldn’t feel my hands or feet for like 2 hours. Finally the fire was going strong enough i could just plunk myself in front of it and get feeling in my feet again. Jason attempted to make burgers, it didn’t work so great. The fire ate better than any of us. The only food I had that day was an apple, chips, smarties and Dr. Pepper.Then came sleeping…I was thrown in the middle because I don’t produce heat, boys got the edge… and it decided to start snowing. Yes… more snow. 3 inches of it. We woke up to fucking Narniah. It was snowing like mad this morning. Once everyone was up, we packed out shit up and left, Derek nearly going off the edge of the road several times, I skidded out once. You can tell my pills are working because I laughed at that rather then had a panic attack. We get down the hill.. and oh what do we find… MORE FUCKING SNOW!? Why is it snowing right now? Its nearly May. There shouldn’t be 3 inches of snow… it should be raining or sunny, plants should be blooming.

I was called a man. I blame the long johns. And the like… 4 layers of shits I am wearing. I also snorted WAY too much. I think it was the lack of there being too many people to hear me to bother trying to control it.

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The snow is melting. Thank jebus!

I feel like shit. Wow, its like i have been hit over the head with a hammer.